imageLuigi Garlaschelli, a professor of chemistry at Pavia University, as quoted by Michael Day writing in The Independent

The implications are… that the image was formed by a burst of UV energy so intense it could only have been supernatural. But I don’t think they’ve done anything of the sort.

Done anything of what sort?

If you think that was bad, the headline is in The Independent is “Scientists say Turin Shroud is supernatural.”