It seems to me that you could combine 4 and 5.
Angela Mueller has penned “5 things you don’t need to know but might want to” in the St. Louis Business Journal. Those five things:
1. Gone Girl: Missouri may get a sneak peek of "Gone Girl," the thriller starring Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike
2. UPS: The shipper plans to hire up to 95,000 seasonal workers to help deliver holiday packages
3. Shroud of Turin: “A local expert on the Shroud of Turin, the piece of linen believed by some to be the burial cloth of Jesus, is planning an international conference focused on the Shroud to be held in Chesterfield next month.”
4. Free Coffee: In an effort to perk up its sales in the U.S., McDonald’s is offering customers free small coffees.
5. Drive Thru Funeral Home: Paradise Funeral Chapel in Saginaw, Michigan, has a new drive thru window so people can "view their loved ones from the convenience of their car."
“A local expert on the Shroud of Turin, the piece of linen believed by some to be the burial cloth of Jesus,” (editorial BS)
A local expert on the Shroud of Turin, the piece of linen believed by millions to be the burial cloth of Jesus,
There, fixed it….