imageThe good news according to BC Musician Magazine is that the band has issued a second CD. The better news is that that is all. Whew! According to the band’s website:

The Resurrect Christ Foundation is much more than your average post-voodoo shock-folk band.  The Foundation is actually a not-for-profit society advocating for the resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.  Their primary avenues of advocacy include raising funds, petitioning The Bilderberg Group, and hosting cultural awareness circles.

Micro-biological technologies have progressed such that we are now able to clone mammals.  Further, the Turin Shroud contains sufficient genetic material to allow for a cloning of Jesus of Nazareth (much like dinosaurs in Jurassic Park).  The only thing holding us back is the resistance of the political and business elite who understand that the return of the Christ would threaten their earthly power.  But, the Scriptures are very clear – “in such an hour as ye think not, the Son of man cometh” (Matthew 24:44).