imageAt CNN:

For $31.95, you don’t have to wait for a miracle to see Jesus on your daily bread. Look no further than the Jesus Toaster.

Dively’s company, Burnt Impressions, also offers toasters that imprint images of the Virgin Mary, peace signs and pot leaves amoung others.

Dively tells CNN affiliate WCAX right now, he’s selling 50 to 100 Jesus toasters every day.

And of course, a commenter, William Demuth, would write:

Jewish Christmas Carols, crucifixes made by Chinese slave labor, and now mass produced religious icons.

If we can’t convince them to be rational, perhaps we can bankrupt them with chachki’s?

I have it! A Shroud Of Turin SNUGGIE!

See the story and accompanying video at Jesus toasters selling briskly – CNN Belief Blog – CNN.com Blogs