imageThe Spoof likes to pick on the Shroud of Turin every now and then:

Experts say that ‘The Shroud Of Michael Jackson’ being offered for auction on eBay is a fake. The shroud, a white cotton sheet, is said to contain a ghastly (Ghostly – Ed) image of the singer’s body.

"They lifted the idea from the Shroud Of Turin," an expert said yesterday. "But it’s just a hoax."

I’m sure Max will have something to say about this.