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After seeing Hugh Farey’s recent post, Isotope, on his blog, I asked the Oyster Man for his opinion. The Oyster Man is more knowledgeable about isotopes. He is also more knowledgeable about baseball. Who is the Oyster Man? You will have to wait for my forthcoming book that I hope to publish this December. I can tell you that I also call him Oyman, for short. Sometime I yell “Oy Veh” at him in Yiddish exasperation.

The big discussion point in Hugh’s post, as I see it, is the title of Meacham’s article in the latest issue of the BSTS newsletter. Farey writes:

This graph, and the explanation of how it was achieved, has now been published in the Newsletter of the British Society for the Turin Shroud (Issue 99, Summer 2024), under the title: ‘Shroud Isotopes Reveal Probable Near East Origin,’ by Bill Meacham. I think “probable” is rather an optimistic authenticist assessment – “possible” would be rather more realistic – but think that this kind of experiment could be diagnostic if further investigation is carried out.

The Oyster Man comments:

In baseball, when the home plate umpire makes a questionable call, fans erupt in taverns and bars all over town. Was the game ‘possibly’ or ‘probably’ lost as a result? As the evening progresses, and more and more beers are consumed, the qualifiers ‘possibly’ and ‘probably’ get dropped from all protestations. Similarly, I can imagine in the near future, YouTube pontificators from the Shroud-is-real crowd will proclaim that ‘isotope studies’ certainly prove that carbon-14 dating is wrong. Such is the misunderstood world of Shroud science in our cyber-drunk, social media-driven world.

Geographic provenance may be unreliable. DNA tests have demonstrated that pollen cannot conclusively indicate a Middle Eastern origin. Just as pollen-based provenance has been discredited— with Shroud forensics tainted by pollen from the Americas and China—this new isotope study falls short of logical scrutiny. Pollen adheres to everything and gets deposited everywhere. If some insist that pollen proves the Shroud was in the Holy Land where Jesus walked, they must also contend that the Shroud is from the land of baseball. After all, pollen analysis suggests that the Shroud is from Wrigley Field.

Linen is probably not a local commodity. The question may only be how much so. At first glance the scattergram for this study seems to support the local origin. It may also, depending on how many beers you’ve consumed, argue for the possibility or the probability that the Shroud originated in or around Israel. Frankly, I don’t see it. There are not enough data points to think this chart robustly represents reality. As an old prof of mine would have said, “there isn’t enough corn there on that chart to entice a starving chicken to start pecking.”

I wonder, too: was all linen truly local? Were there not hundreds of ships, daily, plying the Mediterranean and the Aegean in the 1st century and the 16th century alike? Did linen not journey from Alexandria to Tunis, from Tripoli to Constantinople, from Smyrna to Trebizond, from Athens to Thessaloniki, from Corinth to Barcelona, from Valencia to Cadiz? Did merchant caravans not traverse the intricate network of roads, often referred to as the Silk Road, which in reality was a series of routes carrying a myriad of commodities, including, we can well imagine, linen cloth?

What a statistician might call an outlier, might in fact be a length of 3-over-1 herringbone linen bought by a faker of relics at a wharf market. That doesn’t rule out authenticity. But it does rule out certain adjectives. I remain mostly skeptical that the Shroud is genuine. On the other hand, the Oyster Man thinks that it is possibly or it is probably genuine. He also thinks that muddled Shroud science gets in the way of our seeing how and why.